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mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
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me arriving at the gates of hell
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In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
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the best tumblr has to offer
definitely worth $1.1 billion
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» pretty things: watercolor tattoo
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Reblog if you know who Cousin Matt is
A+ GIF use
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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its 94 degrees
you are indoors shut up
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